Oh, today..

Technology is failing me.

No email.
No WoW.
My alarm didn't go off even though it is set.
Netflix is giving me error messages.

Well, there goes my early morning of lesbian drama, nerditry and emailing.

It could be worse.

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In other non-mechanical news,

My granola is stale, bananas are too mushy, and my yogurt is too tart. My back aches, my hair has a huge cowlick, my cat won't stop attacking my feet, and I really feel like complaining today.

Unless I've been doing it every day since I moved in, I couldn't be getting up on the wrong side of the bed. Should I pay more attention to which foot touches the floor first? What other wives tales should I take into practice to ensure my day will go a little more smoothly?

Maybe I should get back into bed, sleep for an hour, and then try again. Everyone could use a redo every once in a while.

Now excuse me, my dysfunctional cat is eating my non-operable phone, and I must attend to him... :]